WHAT A LONG, STRANGE TRIP IT'S BEEN!

I was driven to JFK in an Escalade, drank $10 cups of coffee in Tokyo, jumped off a perfectly good tower in Macau, was involved in a car accident/pee incident in Beijing, got kicked by a elephant on Thanksgiving in Bangkok, met the Deputy Prime Minister of Education in Kuala Lumpur, drank a Singapore Sling in the bar it was invented in, got chased by a group of teens in Indonesia, bribed a cop (multiple times) to enter and stay in an underground bar in Bangalore, drank with Bollywood stars in Bombay, visited Mosques, hung out with the Hare Krishnas, visited an orphanage, stayed in the same hotel as Arnold Schwarzenegger, learned the true value of a stale Oreo, took a flight at 3:25 a.m., watched entirely too much cricket, slept one floor under the King of Morocco,... all while learning a bit more about myself, appreciating other cultures, and successfully avoiding the Bird Flu. I think I also recruited a few great student to Wharton as well! Is this a great job, or what??!!