BONEMAN'S ROOT CANAL

Had to go in for a root canal today. Booooooo! The doctor said I seemed a little nervous, and asked if I would like the Nitrous Oxide. HELL YES I'd like the Nitrous Oxide! was my response. He hit me up with it, and then left the room momentarily. As soon as he left, I told his assistant "$20 if you increase that gas mix! C'mon, he never has to know!" And to my surprise, she did it! Then another assistant came in and started using the sink, but no one acknowledged her presence in the room. That freaked me out like you wouldn't believe! I thought she was giving me looks, so I asked "Does anybody else see her at the sink??" at which point the doctor said "OK, I think that's enough Nitrous for you..." and turned down my gas. Booooooooo! That stuff is alllllright! When the procedure was finished, I asked for one more hit of Nitrous, just to show there were no hard feelings, but they didn't buy it. All went well, but I don't have feeling on the left side of my face at the moment, which makes it hard to keep liquids in my mouth. How am I going to drink beer tonight????

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS BONEMAN?

Tuesday July 19
United Flight 883
Depart Philadelphia 9:00 a.m.
Arrive Chicago 10:15 a.m.
Estimated Mileage 678 Flying Time 2 hours 15 minutes

United Flight 835
Departs Chicago 12:15 p.m.
Arrive Shanghai 3:35 p.m. on July 20
Estimated Mileage 7,056 Flying Time 14 hours 20 minutes

Friday, July 22
Air China Flight 1518
Depart Shanghai 4:05 p.m.
Arrive Beijing 5:55 p.m.
Estimated Milage 667 Flying Time 1 hour 50 minutes

Saturday July 23
United Flight 9439
Depart Beijing 8:00 p.m.
Arrive Los Angeles 5:15 p.m.
Estimated Mileage 6,251 Flying Time 12 hours 15 minutes

United Flight 204
Depart Los Angeles 10:20 p.m.
Arrive Wash/Dulles 6:10 a.m. on July 24
Estimated Mileage 2,288 Flying Time 4 hours 50 minutes

JACK IS HIS UNCLE'S NEPHEW!

As you can see from this shot, Jack needs a tan but other than that he's the coolest little dude ever! My sister told me it was time for his bottle, so I hit him up with the closest bottle at hand. And we all know that a lovely Miller Lite is never too far away from Boneman's hand. It won't be long before Jack and I are rolling down the street, smoking indo, sipping on gin and juice, laaaaaid back, with our minds on our money and our money on our minds! And I'm going to hook him up with my friend Dan Fourney's daughter Elizabeth in a few years. She's a year and a half older, but Jack will have a good rap and will be ready to roll.