A VERY JACK CHRISTMAS

Jack called me this EARLY this morning (Note to young Jack: Sometimes Uncle Boneman heads out to holiday parties at this time of year. Not all of us are back in our cribs with full sippy cups at 8 p.m. Sometimes we don't even leave our cribs until well after 8 p.m. in search of adult sippy cups!) to ask for some more face time on my blog. He e-mailed me this picture, which the young buck referred to as a photograph because it was taken by his talented artist friend Ŝæŋŧóş (the artist formerly known as Santos), and how could I resist posting? He's got that "Yeah, you guys dressed me up as a lobster, you dress me up as an elf, I have to share my clothes with a cat...ha, ha, ha...I'm the funny baby. But how am I funny? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to friggin' amuse you?! Hey, I'm cool with that. But Mom and Dad, paybacks are a beeyotch- it's time to get my presents on! Ya better have an XBox 360 up in here. And I'm going to need my own car, preferably a drop-top in 15 years, so start planning now!" look on his face. (Maybe I'm reading too much into that...)

So here you go, Jackpot. Thanks for making our Christmas even more special this year!! And that present under your tree with no name on it....that was from me!